So in less than a week I’m off to Hawaii. I’m not ready. I’m so darn scattered right now, hence my lack of presence in the blogosphere. Trying to string two thoughts together has been impossible.
Got my iPod loaded. Diva doesn’t know it but I think her daddy is going to buy her a new Gameboy DS before we go, in pink of course. Supernerd already has one he bought after Christmas and Thing can use one of the older Gameboy SP’s. Yes, my kids are so spoiled. But I will do anything if I can keep then entertained. Also, I find handheld devices to be great leverage. “Clean your room or you will never see your Gameboy again.” “Hit your sister one more time and you can kiss your Gameboy goodbye.” You get the idea.
My inlaws who booked my trip have said that the airline is not assigning seats yet. Or at least the current seating assignments have us all scattered all over the plane. Hmmm….Do I change it? I do think this could be a moneymaking scheme on my part. When Thing gets seated next to the honeymooning couple and they offer to switch the seats around, I’m going to refuse. When they beg me, I’ll say it’s going to cost them. Same with Diva. Although she comes off so cute at first, people won’t mind sitting next to her. I figure around mid-flight, I can start my extortion plans. Supernerd is easy, he’ll be so involved in his game and won’t talk to anyone…Unless they make the mistake of asking him about it. Believe me, its torture when he starts talking about his video games. Score one more for extortion.
For you members of the Thing Fan Club, you’ll find this amusing. My mom was talking to a kindergarten teacher yesterday down at my kids’ school who says she wants to get Thing in her class next year. My mom thinks she’s nuts. Diva’s teacher has already said she is going to fight to have Thing in her class. I think they must be serving something funky in the teacher’s lounge. Or maybe these women are masochists.